Sexy and Funny, Hilarious Erotic Romance Bundle by Mimi Strong

Author:Mimi Strong [Strong, Mimi]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Fiction, Romance, Collections & Anthologies, General, Contemporary, Erotica
Google: XpglAwAAQBAJ
Amazon: B00J7FVQMK
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Goodreads: 21570923
Publisher: M
Published: 2014-03-22T16:00:00+00:00

We drove toward the Weston Estate, which is on the opposite side of town as Dragonfly Lake.

With Dalton at the wheel of the sleek black car, and me beside him on the passenger side, we drove past the Burger Barn and Chloe’s Pie Shack, both of which seemed busy with the Saturday afternoon crowd. Through the large windows, I spotted a table full of boys in baseball uniforms, trying to get the attention of a table full of girls with their hair up in buns from the afternoon’s ballet classes.

Dalton had slowed down to a crawl to catch a good look as well, and said, “It’s like a Norman Rockwell painting in there.”

“You should buy a house in town if you like it here so much.”

He didn’t respond, just smiled and tapped the steering wheel, staring straight ahead at the road.

Now it was my turn to feel awkward about touching on that forbidden topic of The Future. When you’re dating someone, you need to have intercourse at least ten times before you start talking about The Future.

(That’s not one of Dottie’s rules, just one of my own. I probably got it from my mother’s trashy magazines that she hides under a stack of decorating and craft magazines in her impeccable, non-trashy living room.)

To date, I’d never talked about The Future with a man.

I’d made The Beast with Two Backs more than ten times, but never ten times consecutively with the same person. I made the mistake of trying to talk about Two Weeks From Now with a guy I’d had intercourse with three and a half times, and he’d claimed I was suffocating him. Ironically enough, he liked being suffocated, and had asked me to smother his face with my breasts. Because I am a lady, I refused.

Just kidding. I totally smothered him as requested, but the whole thing was weird and I think I did it wrong, because we didn’t work out a safe word or signal, and he kept begging me to stop, so I stopped, but then he got annoyed and said the begging was part of it. We tried again, but by this point I was about as excited as a school janitor after a cafeteria food fight. We finished the smothering, and I was on the bottom as he wiggled his wormy dick around, and the whole thing just felt so wormy that I awkwardly began to make small talk to cover up his weird grunting. I mentioned a family barbecue planned for the upcoming holiday weekend.

“You’re smothering me!” he cried as he spurted out his hand lotion in or near my leg crease.

I’d held out hope he would change his mind, and even bought a big package of tofu hot dogs just for him. The wieners had been more expensive than regular meat wieners, which seemed all kinds of wrong to me, so I’d thrown them in the freezer so as not to waste the money. A year later, I’d found no takers for

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